DEAR BANDS OF AMERICA:

I do not like the over usage of 'Pony' or pony-like words in band names lately & Nerissa agrees.

Ponytail, pony pants, PONEY PONEY, The Plaztic Pony Band, The Stone Pony Band

We are NOT a nation of 6 year old girls playing with plastic dolls & sipping juicy juice on our pink carpet. We like our apartments to have hardwood flooring & our cups to be full of liquor. This is a call for all bands to man up & stop using prissy little names like pony, why don't you try fitting stallion into your name?

On a more fitting note it is just confusing having so many of you. What if you got to the wrong venue at sxsw next year because you think you're going to see ponypants but instead you show up to PONEY PONEY? Think about what a horrible disappointment that would be.

(Nerissa gets very confused when she's drunk so this is really for her benefit)


-AILEEN